Okay, I have to admit, this Nasty sandwich dripped all over the house, down the hallway and splattered the table so if you want a sloppy sandwich, this is it and it's okay to allow your cat's on the table while you eat it. So this is a Fair warning, this sandwich will make a mess when you eat it and if you squeeze the bread the egg will splash so have a bib on. It will flow with juices all down your arm so have your kids and pet's close by so they can lick your arms and elbows dry.
Full Disclosure: I have served in the US Marines for over 20 years. I can say that there is technology being used by the military that is rarely seen in the civilian sector. Once in a while, however, an amazing sandwich is released by the DoD for civilian use. The GNCS is one of those sandwich’s that I have had personal invention rights in it's discovery. Although once called the C571E Tactical World Hunger Relief Sandwich (C571E-TSWHRS), the DoD had declassified it for public consumption. I am glad to see this sandwich is now authorized for families today but I will warn you now, this is a CIVILIAN model sandwich that I have changed since DoD kept the military ingedients classified and this version of the GNCS is not designed for field combat world huger relief! It is however, available for those hungry men and women that do not mind getting messy or enjoy food play. Best eaten prior to showering! Exceeding more than one is not recommended. Eat more than one at your own risk! I am not responsible for anyone eating more than the RDA!
Tonight my wife and I wanted a sandwich. Not just any sandwich, but a Healthy Monster Samich so we called this our General’s Nasty Chicken Sandwich. Our version of a healthy monster so we went to work. First I took a nice big Boneless, Skinless Chicken breast and sliced it in half. Once I had it sliced I put it on the grill until it was cooked through with just freshly ground pepper and sea salt.
Next was some fire roasted garlic tomato with sambal chili and sliced jalapenos sauce for immediate heat and mouth watering sensation. I melted Beemaster Cheese on two slices of Ezekiel Toast that I put in the toaster oven. I sliced half avocado into strips and since I had the chicken breast sliced in half I used the other half in 4 corn tortilla’s (the most unhealthy item on tonights menu). Finally, I made one fried egg cooked in coconut oil, covered it in the roasted tomato-jalapeno-sambal chili and my homemade General Tso’s sauce.
After eating I immediately ran to the shower. Putting food on other people is considered sexy. Dropping food on yourself is considered sloppy. Since you do not want a Double Standard make sure know one see''s you doing the sloppy.
Good Luck with this one...
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